So today I took my pet hedgehog out for a dust bunny hunt.He wondered around on the floor for thirty-five minutes looking for dust bunnys do devoure. He only found two,but the second one was the size of his head.
While sitting in my lap he pooped, but before I could clean it off, he climed on to my cheast and began to groom my beard.Hedgehog spit is thicker than people spit and it is gross,it took 10 minutes for him to finnish.
So to sum it up, poop on me, slime me,and I will still love you. Go figure.
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